Tag: zombies
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Petunia’s Future as a Flying Feline
Sometimes, I’m given to bouts of melancholy. The blues, if you will. Pity party, table for one. This is particularly true when I think about life without my sweet Princess Petunia Potpie. I know cats don’t last forever. Particularly overweight, lazy cats like my little Toons. And when I think about it, I get quite…
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Stop Eating Each Other!
Fellow civilized people of the world: Can we just make a pact right now? Can we just agree not to eat each other? Please. It’s getting ridiculous. And I don’t appreciate our government having to waste time and taxpayer dollars reassuring people that there’s not a zombie apocalypse happening. Although, I must say, the evidence…