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I Guess That ‘Here Comes the Bride’ is a Pretty Catchy Jam
Poor Reese Witherspoon. Parents are, indeed, a neverending embarrassment. According to several media reports, Reese Witherspoon’s dad got married back in January. But before you pull out the congratulatory champagne, keep in mind: he wasn’t divorced from Reese’s mother. The Tennessean had the story first on Thursday: The Hollywood star’s mother, Mary Elizabeth Witherspoon, who…
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Some People are So Untrusting
Last week, in the spirit of true and honest love, I dedicated my 200th blog post to my life partner-in-crime, XFE. This was how he responded to that lovely gesture: From: Super important XFE Sent: Friday, May 04, 2012 9:53 AM To: Less important Poe Subject: RE: The Poe log I appreciate the dedication this morning. However I believe…
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Reality Time: Getting in Touch with My Redneck Roots via Duck Dynasty
It’s Sunday afternoon and we’re watching the Talladega Sprint Cup. We don’t usually watch NASCAR, but it’s a lazy Sunday afternoon and we’ve done just about everything else we needed to do this weekend, so it seems like a suitable pastime at 4:30 on a Sunday afternoon. I’m only watching it because they have a…
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A Special Shout Out for My 200th Post
Today is my 200th post. Pretty exciting stuff. But also, kind of intimidating. I mean, it needs to be meaningful, right? You only get one 200th post. Unless, of course, you start another blog. Then, I suppose, you would get a second shot at a 200th post. Anyway, this is THIS blog’s one and only…
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Maybe Petunia Can Get Some Sexy Tips from Luc Carl
I was going to blog about this pet photo contest going on over at Kimpton Hotels and ask everyone to vote for my petite princess Petunia Potpie, but since there’s this cheating dog wearing bunny ears named Ice who basically racked up an impossible 250 votes in less than six hours, I’m not going to…
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Weekend in Pictures
No weddings, but other shenanigans were afoot. I signed up for this race about two months ago. I thought it was on Sunday, but while ironing on Saturday, I saw a commercial for a new show starting on Monday, April 30. I thought to myself, “no, Monday’s May 1,” but when I went and checked,…
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The Future Mr. Pickwick
Since we’ve gotten back from Australia, one of us (the male edition) won’t stop lobbying for a new pet. Seems my Outback-Jack-boyfriend-for-life, XFE is unsatisfied with the pet we currently house, feed and lavish with love. No, he wants a new pet. A different pet. An entirely more exotic creature. XFE wants a damn kangaroo.…
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Dave Hester Better Stay Away from My Plants
You know what chaps my hide? I mean, besides plant vandalism, of which I was a victim this week. Not even sure that sentence is properly constructed. Anyway, I’ll get to the real point of my post in just a second, but first I want to yell for a minute about the lame thugs of…
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Wedding Weekend Blowout
As predicted on Friday, this weekend was a debacle. Lots and lots of excess and bad decisions on my part. And conveniently, there are no photos of me since both of my camera batteries died. Oh well! (But I do have a few photos of the wedding and the happy couple) Here’s a partial list…