Tag: White Sheep Syndrome
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I Guess That ‘Here Comes the Bride’ is a Pretty Catchy Jam
Poor Reese Witherspoon. Parents are, indeed, a neverending embarrassment. According to several media reports, Reese Witherspoon’s dad got married back in January. But before you pull out the congratulatory champagne, keep in mind: he wasn’t divorced from Reese’s mother. The Tennessean had the story first on Thursday: The Hollywood star’s mother, Mary Elizabeth Witherspoon, who…
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Bah Humbug. Bring on the New Year’s Champagne
Christmas is finally, FINALLY over. Thank Amazon.com, JCrew, and the other retail gods. See, I have what I call “white sheep syndrome.” It’s like a form of survivor’s guilt: I escaped soul-crushing poverty but doing so came at a definite cost. To save myself, I had to leave other people behind and not look back. Specifically,…