Category: Home (slice)
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Reality TV Roundup: Bad Dates, Old Ladies, and Staying Away from Veal
My adult supervisor XFE is out of town again this week, which means I’m left (mostly) to my own devices. I say “mostly” because XFE has kinda got things on lockdown. For example, he recently bought this fancy-schmancy thermostat for the house called The Nest. I know. It sounds like some horror movie involving some…
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I Now Understand the Phrase ‘Bone Tired’
As in, even my bones hurt today. I am physically in no shape to become a partial homeowner/dweller. (I’m probably not mentally, emotionally, or financially in shape for such a life project either, but let’s just talk about my unbelievable lack of muscle structure for today, mkay?) We closed on the house exactly two weeks…
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I Can’t Make It Rain, But I Can Make Money Disappear
My personal interior-decorator-for-life XFE and I spent the weekend doing lots of really glamorous stuff, including shopping for new toilet seat lids and a trash can for the new house. What we didn’t realize is that we would need to get a bank loan before making these types of everyday home purchases. First off, toilet…
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Two Things that Will Make Your Mouth Pucker: Thai Chicken & Property Brothers
My personal-chef-for-life XFE has abandoned me once again for a work trip. But unlike last time when he left me to starve (ie: feed myself like an adult), this time, he anticipated my inability to feed myself, and made this incredibly yummy Thai grilled chicken with hot-sour-salty-sweet sauce. It’s from a recipe in the May…