Tag: Domestic bliss
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I Bet Princess Kate Doesn’t Have to Deal With Dirty Gutters
I got back from Naples, Italy very late last Wednesday and I’m suffering from carb withdrawals. A pasta depression, if you will. For example, when I walk downstairs for breakfast in the mornings now, there is no artful display of delicious Italian pastries and nobody brings me a frothy cappuccino. There are no royal apartments…
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Kwame Harris and I Agree: Soy Sauce is Dangerous
I know from personal experience that soy sauce can ruin walls. And I know from personal experience that soy sauce can lead to bickering that ruins an otherwise nice evening with your loved ones. Apparently, I’m not the only one to have learned this lesson. According to the San Mateo Daily Journal, a dispute over…
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Banjo Lovers Need Not Apply
Scene: 7 am on a Friday, getting ready for work. Television is on and tuned to a music video station in the master bedroom. I am in the bathroom putting on makeup. My gangsta-thug-sucka-free-rap-star boyfriend XFE walks into the master bedroom and snorts definitively. Me: What’s up? XFE: Banjo lovers. Me: What? Oh, Mumford & Sons?…