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Koala Cuddles Make the Best Birthday Presents
Birds are such assholes, I thought as I ran from the giant emu chasing me at the Featherdale Wildlife Park this past Monday. My handsome financial manager XFE had paid $1 AUS each for some kangaroo feed, which amounted to some dry grass-looking clippings in a plain sugar ice cream cone. I could not wait…
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Neither Eventful nor Helpful
This just popped into my email: At Risk For A Heart Attack? Find Out Now Eventful events@eventful.com 2:38 PM (10 minutes ago) to me Images are not displayed. Display images below – Always display images from events@eventful.com Is Gmail blocking the images in this email? Click the “Always display images…” link above. February 16, 2012 eventful specials As a member of the…
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Dentists and Doctors and Splinters and Such
At the risk of drawing criticism for “whining about things you could change,” or whatever (still cracks me up), yesterday was quite the medically trying day. It started with minor (and highly unsuccessful) self-surgery yesterday morning. Actually, it started the night before. At some point in the evening, I noticed that there was a very…
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My Owners Went to Turkey, And All I Got Was This Expensive Rug
Petunia approves of our rug purchase. What a relief.
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Race Recap: LV Rock N Roll Wreck
Disclaimer: This is a very long, very thorough account of my Las Vegas RnR experience. I promise I won’t stop being your friend if you don’t want to read all of it. Seriously. You can skip it. I’ll be ok. If you like the crush and sweat of other runners, bottlenecks galore, and wearing yourself out…
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Wisdom Teeth Removal: Pretty Much Unicorns and Rainbows
I learned something new about myself over the last 24 hours: I must be a complete badass. I got my wisdom teeth pulled yesterday. Two of them, the top ones. And seriously? It was no big deal. The procedure and the recovery have been a piece of cake, which is not at all what I…
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Hello world!
Hi! Look, I’ve birthed a blog. Most people familiar with me know that’s about as close as I ever want to get to birthing anything. Welcome to The Poe Log, a general interest blog about anything that pops into my curly giant head. I’m a writer by day, but writing is a muscle that has…