Tag: running-related injuries
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Now I’m Too Old to Run?
Young people of the Internet: I am the voice of the future. Heed my warning. Do everything in your power to stop aging. Aging is not good for you. It’s really not. Your metabolism will desert you (10 years ago, I was a size 4. Today…well. I’m not a size 4.) You’ll have to go…
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Today’s the Day. Well, Maybe Not THE Day, But A Day. Nevermind.
In a little bit here, I’ll be partaking in this: Where hopefully I’m not doing this: And definitely hope I’m not doing this: Blech. I know I’ll feel and look like this: But that’s ok, because after I finish, I’m going to do this: And maybe some shopping. Time to get the show on the…
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Three Weeks Till Certain Humiliation
It’s three weeks until the Las Vegas Rock N Roll ½ Marathon and I am pooping one of those small, rectangular units of building material, often made from fired clay, and secured with mortar. I’m shitting bricks is what I’m trying to say. I don’t know if I’m ready. Or if I will be ready.…