Tag: aging

• Don’t Know How to Convey Your Annoyance Via Text? Go With a PoEmoji

  FAKT: I have never used an emoji. I actually don’t even know how to. Are they on my phone somewhere? I am old and decrepit and have no idea. Maybe they’re housed on my Life Alert. I recently read that some new emojis are being considered and it got me thinking about which ones I…

  thepoelog

  November 20, 2014

  reality (not), tabloids

  acting a fool, aging, Bye Felicia, crazy cat ladies, emojis, honey badger, Kardashians, PoEmojis, Real Housewives of Whatever, tacos, technology

• Does Anyone Know How I Can Subscribe to ‘Less?’

  This is what I came home to today: Act my age? What the hell does that mean? I’m 40. What am I supposed to be acting like? Seriously? What is a 40 year old supposed to be acting like? As far as I know, I am in fact acting my age. As a marketing ploy,…

  thepoelog

  July 13, 2012

  opinions (big book of), tabloids

  aging, for the old ladies, magazines

• Now I’m Too Old to Run?

  Young people of the Internet: I am the voice of the future. Heed my warning. Do everything in your power to stop aging. Aging is not good for you. It’s really not. Your metabolism will desert you (10 years ago, I was a size 4. Today…well. I’m not a size 4.) You’ll have to go…

  thepoelog

  June 26, 2012

  running (away)

  aging, Costa Rica, running-related injuries, Waaahmbulance, ways to get hurt