Tag: Waaahmbulance
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Now I’m Too Old to Run?
Young people of the Internet: I am the voice of the future. Heed my warning. Do everything in your power to stop aging. Aging is not good for you. It’s really not. Your metabolism will desert you (10 years ago, I was a size 4. Today…well. I’m not a size 4.) You’ll have to go…